If you were lucky on Valentine’s day you may have received a bunch of flowers, some chocolate and perhaps even a sonnet or two. But if you were especially lucky, your lover may have cooked you up a few of these hearty delicacies…

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Because nothing says I love you quite like Lidl’s finest novelty encased dead birds!

A friend of mine made the ingenious remark that if Lidl had made them with actual chicken hearts it would have made this gesture even more romantic, although given the questionable quality of the shop and its produce,  purchasing  actual meat product would be perhaps more of a stroke of luck than anything else.

I actually like this product but not in the way that would have led me fill my freezer with them, rather, I’m fond of  their delicious irony. Ultimately, they exhibit a juxtaposition between death and love, i.e. although the nuggets were made with the death of chickens and thereby a very unloving process, their carcasses have been used to represent love nonetheless.

In other words, they are heartlessly formed hearts. (That may or may not contain actual heart!)

And thus my English-wishy-washy mind continues to over-analyse, and seek amusement from, even the most secluded of freezer corners.

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