This morning I woke up at the insane hour of 2 am- kissing my pillow! :S
I understand this will cause an utter outrage on the world wide web to those pillow lovers who live for their safety and pro-anti-pillow-abuse! It is after all, their world too.
I would like to take the time to say a few words, *ahem…
I realise that my face unto yours was a great, merciless shock, for both of us, but one day I hope we can take it like water of a duck’s back and with the courage- move on. I promise to support you in your time of need, dear pillow.
I’m truly sorry for my unconscious actions.